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20 and loving life. engaged to a beautiful woman that I adore, and can't wait to spend the rest of my life with. Magic the gathering junk, and I run kiki pod for modern. I *try* to dissect cards and my decks for you guys but I get busy. starting to alter and proxy cards, ill share those. this namely a mtg blog, but is my personal as well. I just dont have a life. names Tim and I don't give a fuck what gender you call youself.

Insanity at its Finest

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo)

kriskurse:

mtgaddicted:

a friend told me this…
look at Olivia’s art for a while… now, if both of her legs are extended, what the fuck is she holding in her dress? o.O

Am I the only one who thinks “boner”? Oh god I’m terrible…

Original art had a bent leg, wizards said no so the artist chaged the leg to both straight I think. That or the artist just chaged it

Artist

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(Source: seeyou--spacecowboy)

keytarofkruphix:

dork-confidant:

WOO GIVEAWAY TIME

I’m giving away a couple gems I found laying around in my room to four lucky people who follow me and reblog this post

I’ll be giving away:
A foil Trostani, Selesnya’s Voice
A Vraska, the Unseen
A Liliana of the Dark Realms
And a Jace, Architect of Thought

I’ll be giving them away after I hit 200 followers so follow me and reblog MY STUPID FACE and I’ll decide the winners randomly

OK GREAT SEE YA



I’ve been looking for a Liliana.

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

I want to _____ you.

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Go back in time and stab

Found this beauty at wally world

grazzlebrand:

hopelessly-vorthosian:

Basic lands from Odyssey and their tainted counterparts from Torment.

This is actually really cool

tezzeret-the-blogger:

keytarofkruphix:

harper-innuendo:

keytarofkruphix:

End Hostilities looks like a nifty way to get around Protection From White on artifacts.

Know that asshole that plays Sword of Light and Shadow? Nuke both his creature and his sword in one fell swoop.

Or u can just deck them in the face and take their cards

I think that’s called assault.

Yeah, it’s called “Assault”

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tastefullyoffensive:

Unnecessary Explosions [via]

Previously: Cats Who Forgot How to Cat

That fucking bird

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